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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Daily Dumbass: Is this guy the worst thief ever?

(AP) SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - Salt Lake City police say a carjacking suspect was nabbed after he left his wallet and identification in his victim's car. Police allege the suspect displayed a gun and carjacked a man at a gas station around 10:30 p.m. Wednesday. The driver pulled over when he spotted a police officer, and the suspect fled.

But he left his wallet in the man's vehicle.

Hours later, a Midvale police officer stopped a pickup truck with the suspect in the back seat, allegedly not wearing a seat belt. Police said the suspect was also wanted on a warrant charging him with aggravated burglary. He was being held now at the Salt Lake County jail.

Is this guy serious? I mean how dumb do you have to be to leave your fucking identification in the car you just robbed? Like, dude, seriously isn't that one of the first things you think about when you attempt some kind of grand theft auto shit. I'm pretty sure you have a little conversation in your head right before you attempt something like this that goes like this:

Gun. check. Mask. check. No people/cops around. check. No identification on me. check.

Unfortunately for this guy it seems he may not have gone through his check list as good as he should of. Or better yet, maybe he's just a fucking dumb ass. I mean who car jacks a car and doesn't take the fucking car with them in the first place.

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