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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Treatment for Tiger Woods’ Injury Includes a Massage, Hmmmm…


Tiger Woods said tests Wednesday showed an inflamed neck joint that causes pain and makes it hard to turn his head, an injury that will require little more than medicine, massages and rest.

Woods had an MRI that revealed inflammation in a facet joint of his neck. He withdrew from the final round of The Players Championship on Sunday after a week in which he was seen stretching and rolling his neck.

Woods said treatment will include physical therapy, such as soft-tissue massage, rest and anti-inflammatory medicine. He said the prognosis was for a full recovery, and while the layoff is not expected to be long, rehab can vary.


So, let me get this straight. The treatment for Tiger’s latest injury includes a pair of soft hands caressing his bulging dick – er, disc. This can only end well, right?

3 comments:

  1. too easy, my toddler brother could have come up with that

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  2. haha, anythings too easy when it comes to tiger woods these days

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  3. i hope your toddler brother doesnt know too much about bulging dicks

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