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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Rex Ryan has Surgery


March 14 (Bloomberg) -- New York Jets coach Rex Ryan underwent weight-loss surgery yesterday, the New York Daily News reported.

Ryan had a scheduled lap-band procedure at the NYU Medical Center and has returned to his home in New Jersey, the newspaper said today, citing Jets’ spokesman Bruce Speight.

His weight had risen to 340 pounds at the start of last season, the Daily News said. The surgery was to place a gastric band around the upper part of the stomach to make it smaller and hold less food, the newspaper reported.


HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like having a fat ass, crying, overrated piece of shit in charge of your football operations. At least he knows there was nothing he could do about it and opted for the surgery. Good thing he's getting this surgery because now the newly signed Ladanian Tomlinson and him will be able to sit on the bench and cry while the Patriots and Bill Belichick prove why they are still the team to beat.

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