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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Daily Dykes: Juwanna Mann vs. Brittney Griner

Via Baylor's Player Bio: 
"Arguably Baylor's most decorated recruit in any sport ever... Ranked as the nation's top player by all of the recruiting services ... Dunked the ball 52 times in 32 games as a senior ... Averaged 33.0 points (1,290), 15.5 rebounds (608), 11.7 blocks (459), 3.4 steals (136) and 3.1 assists (122) as a senior at Houston's Nimitz High School ... Career totals include 3,114 points, 1,586 rebounds, 939 blocks, 268 steals and 198 assists ... Set a National Federation of State High School record when she rejected 25 shots against Aleif Hastings (Nov. 11, 2008)"
We all know by now that Brittney Griner is a freak of some hulk specimen who has single handedly led the lady Bears to the NCAA Women's Final Four.  My question to you is how is there not more controversy over this 'human'?  I refuse to accept the fact that is a woman until I see DNA records.  Listen, 14 year old chicks don't just sprout up like Giant Sequoias and dominate the NCAA tournament.  It's evident that the country is getting Punk'd harder than Justin Timberlake here.  Did anybody see the movie Juwanna Mann?  Griner is blatantly stealing a page or two from Juwanna's book of secrets.  I just hope that Griner's wig doesn't fall off after she throws down, exposing her true identity to the world.  But hey, who cares about Women's basketball anyways?  

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