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Monday, March 15, 2010

Daily Dumbass: Erin Andrew's Stalker Gon' Be Chillin' Wit' Lil Weezy


Posted Mar 15th 2010 5:30PM by TMZ Staff
"Erin Andrews' stalker, Michael David Barrett, was just sentenced to 30 months in prison.
Barrett -- who pled guilty in December to one count of interstate stalking -- has until noon on May 3 to turn himself in. Barrett also has to stay 100 yards away from Erin and her family at all times.
Barrett was accused of secretly videotaping Andrews while she was naked in multiple hotel rooms.
During a news conference after the hearing, Erin said she wished Barrett was sentenced to more time behind bars. She also said she considers Barrett a sexual predator."
I have to give this guy a pat on the back for taking one for the team.  It takes a real man to peep on Erin Andrews and release the footage to the world.  Since Andrew's hit the ESPN scene in '04, every man in this milky way had been dying to take get some of that Erin Andrew's eye candy.  Fortunately for us, Michael Barrett made halloween come early for all us adult trick-or-treaters.  Unfortunately for Mr. Barrett, he gets to spend his next three halloween's in the pen getting butt rocked by all the convicts dreaming about the video that Barrett himself leaked.  Tough circle of life huh?

What I don't understand is how Barrett gets 2 1/2 years for snappin' some nakey pics of one of the country's hottest sportscasters, while Lil Wayne gets only 8-12 months for possessing an arsenal of illegal gats.  Regardless, it's not my problem, so I'll continue to blog about how hot Erin is naked, while Barrett gets his fair share of "dropping the soap treatment"...

Thanks for your services Michael.

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