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Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts

Friday, April 9, 2010

Sir Charles Is Racist...At His Finest


Barkley Rips Masters Head -- He's an 'Uncle Tom'
Posted Apr 9th 2010 3:01PM by TMZ Staff
Charles Barkley has resorted to racial insults in his attack on the guy who runs the Masters -- comparing Billy Payne to a slave-driving plantation owner after Payne ripped Tiger Woods over the scandal.
Barkley -- who used to be pretty tight with Woods -- went on Fox Sports Radio yesterday and said, "You got this punk ass Billy Payne who goes on TV ... for him to get on there and act like he's all Uncle Tom, he's the master on the plantation, that piss me off."
Barkley added, "I wish somebody would just walk up to him and punch him in his face."
Earlier this week, Payne mentioned Tiger in his news conference saying, "Our hero did not live up to the expectations of the role model we saw for our children."

 
This is why I love Charles Barkley.  No filter.  He speaks what's on his mind, whatever the fuck it may be.  Although he is clueless on half the shit he speaks on, it makes for great entertainment.  Chuck and Tiger have had a very relaxed relationship over the years impersonating each other on various occasions and this is just another instance of Sir Charles sticking up for his boy Eldrick.  At the end of the day we all know Chuck still loves Tiger, regardless of how many bitches he slays, and hates all powerful white men.  


O yeah, he doesn't just love rich white dudes, but women as well. 
"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove." 

Friday, February 19, 2010

Antawn Jamison Shines in CLE Debut

In the words of the great Charles Barkley, "That was turribleeeeee"



Charlotte 110 defeats Cleveland 93 
"Antawn Jamison basically needed Mapquest to find the hoop.  Luckily he was in his old stomping grounds cause he's going to need some consoling after this one." -Jalen Rose


Solid start Antawn, keep it up.  

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Is Charles Barkley Drunk 24/7?

Well if you watched the All Star festivities tonight you, like myself, probably saw this commercial 20+ times. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I laughed progressively more every time I saw it. Matter of fact, I think I laughed every time Chuck spoke tonight. His commentary was far more entertaining than everything else going on tonight (with the exception of Paul Pierce winning the 3-pt contest). If anyone has access to a podcast of Chuck from tonight, please hook a brother up cause I could listen to that shit all day and night.
"Maybe nobody will win"- Speaking on the Dunk Contest
" Make TNT sweat! Make TNT sweat! PAHAHAHA"- Taking over the commentary for the 3-pt shoot off between Rondo and Durant
I'm not sure why TNT hasn't offered him a Late Night show yet (no-holes-barred), but that could be the most brilliant idea in the history of cable television. Charles, what a character.