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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Daily Dip: Sarah Balint

Introducing Sarah Balint, whom I found on Myspace. For all you haters out there, believe it or not Myspace actually can be used for reasons other than guys being sketchy. Wait a minute, did I just say that? Anyway, Sarah is an absolute dime. A year 22 year old dip originally from Toronto, Sarah is an ambitious girl who spends her time dominating bikini competitions and fashion shows. When she's not making other girls look less pretty she spends her time singing. Eventually F2DD would have found this chick, but thanks to Myspace we found her much sooner. Enjoy this bitch while you can because there aren't many out there like her! Ole Ole Ole! Ole Ole Ole!












Monday, May 24, 2010

"Everything RED" ft. Lil Wayne & Birdman- The Game

"Everything RED" ft. Lil Wayne & Birdman- The Game: Download

"Miss Me" (Mastered) ft. Lil Wayne- Drake

"Miss Me" (Mastered) ft. Lil Wayne- Drake: Download (On Fireeeee)
We finally got our hands on the mastered dirty version of "Miss Me" from Drizzy and Weezy. Below is the rumored tracklist for Drake's debut album, Thank Me Later, due in stores June 15th.
Thank Me Later tracklist:
“Fireworks” (featuring Alicia Keys)
“Karaoke”
“The Resistance”
“Over”
“Show Me a Good Time”
“Up All Night” (featuring Nicki Minaj)
“Fancy” (featuring T.I. and Swizz Beatz)
“Shut It Down” (featuring The-Dream)
“Unforgettable” (featuring Young Jeezy)
“Light Up” (featuring Jay-Z)
“Miss Me” (featuring Lil Wayne)
“Cece’s” Interlude
“Find Your Love”
“Thank Me Now”

Fittest and Fattest Cities in America (Nice Work, Boston)


Washington, D.C., tops an annual ranking of which cities are in the best shape. So says this year's American Fitness Index report, published by the American College of Sports Medicine. It takes the biggest 50 metropolitan areas and ranks them by fitness levels.

"We are thrilled to be the fittest city in the nation for the third consecutive year," said Washington Mayor Adrian Fenty.

The 5 fittest cities in America
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Boston, Mass.
3. Minneapolis, Minn.
4. Seattle, Wash.
5. Portland, Ore.

Hey, Boston’s number 2! Congrats to Beantown for not being as fat as the rest of America.

At the other end of the spectrum is Oklahoma City, which comes in dead last among the largest metropolitan areas.

The 5 fattest cities in America
1. Oklahoma City, Okla.
2. Birmingham, Ala.
3. Memphis, Tenn.
4. Detroit, Mich.
5. Louisville, Ky.

Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett is used to people saying he's from an obese city. "I'm not saying we shouldn't be last," he says. "There are issues here that are real that we're not running away from.”

Mr. Mayor, I’m afraid nobody in your city is running away from anything.

Daily Dip: Alie Layus



Introducing Alie Layus, the 23-year old Asian devastation that will cure any case of the Mondays.  I'm not sure what else to say besides absolute asian dip.  In case you missed breakfast this morning, here's a few pics to snack on...



Sunday, May 23, 2010

Daily Dude: Andy Milonakis Disses Justin Bieber

Ahhhh leave it to Andy Milonakis to stick a sock in Bieber's trap. I gotta respect the man/kid/whatever he is for always being the one to spit a few bars to diss 16-year old pop stars. By the way, did anyone ever figure out if Andy is a man or still a kid? If he's like 46, I just gained a little more respect for him bashing a 16-year old. By the way x2, who gives a shit about Mayweather/Pacquiao, throw these two clowns in the rink.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Daily Dumbass: Roger Federer

On match point of the Madrid Open Final Roger Federer swings and missed to end the match. Unreal, never in my life could I have imagined Roger Federer fucking up that bad. Arguably the greatest man to ever grace a tennis court, Federer never makes a mistake quite like that. Unbelievable. So unbelievable it earned Federer a spot on F2DD as the Daily Dumbass.

Let's go Celtics!


Game 3 starts in about an hour. Enjoy Senor Fresh's remix to Whatever We Like before the game and let's hope Kevin dominates the paint, Paul gets to the line, Ray pops threes, and Rondo triple dubs the Celtics to a 3-0 series lead.

"Papers Please"- Talib Kweli

"Papers Please" - Talib Kweli: Download

This is why you shouldn't be a matador

Attention, before scrolling down please realize you are about to see one of the most disturbing pictures ever. K? Now that we have that cleared up, enjoy.


Stunned. speechless. Don't know what to say. So fucked up. Not to mention I saw this for the first time while eating a god damn steak and cheese sub. Had to post it. I know it's graphic, but had no choice.

Shit is extremely fucked up.


"Unforgettable (Radio Rip) - Drake ft. Young Jeezy


"Unforgettable (Radio Rip)"- Drake ft. Young Jeezy: Download

Hot new hip hop just dropped this track. They ripped it from the radio, only two verses. Shit is absolute fire, must download. Drake is on an absolute tear lately, it's ridiculous. Can't wait for the full version to drop.

Write the Future


Does Nike ever do anything wrong? Such a sick video. Great marketing. Great Idea.

Just do it.


"I'ma Beast Freestyle"- Bow Wow



"I'ma Beast Freestyle"- Bow Wow: Download


Rumor was that Bow Wow wasn't dropping any more mix tapes last time I checked. Apparently that rumor is dead. Pretty sick track.

"Nothing in this Life"- SebNyce


Shout out to the way movement! More shit from SebNyce and the way movement in the coming weeks!


Friday, May 21, 2010

"Party Girls" - Ya Boy ft. Rico Love


"Party Girls"- Ya Boy ft. Rico Love: Download


Hot track just dropped for all the fresh girls looking to party tonight!

"9AM in Dallas Freestyle" - Drake



"9AM in Dallas Freestyle"- Drake: Download



Drizzy bringing you another ill track, as always. Guy has been packing some serious heat the last month dropping songs like he's Weezy in Weezy's prime.

Best Cry Ever (from A&E’s Intervention)


Apparently, I missed the boat on this one, because this video has over 3 million hits on youtube already. But I’m posting it anyway, just in case you haven’t seen it, because it’s pretty hilarious.

Shows like Intervention baffle me. Gotta love America, where we exploit other people’s problems for entertainment purposes and to make a few bucks. I guess by posting this, F2DD isn’t exactly helping the problem. Oh well.

Here is “The Cry” in autotune, in case you didn’t laugh hard enough at the original version:

Marquis Daniels’ Stepfather Tased During Game 2


The stepfather of Boston Celtics guard Marquis Daniels was arrested and subdued with a stun gun during Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals against the Orlando Magic.

The Orlando police report shows 55-year-old Willie L. Buie was charged with resisting arrest with violence during Tuesday night's game. Celtics spokesman Jeff Twiss confirmed it was Daniels' stepfather.

Officers responded to a disturbance in a lower-level section during the second half. Police say they tried to escort Buie from his seat, but he refused, using expletives at officers and swinging his arms free. He eventually was escorted out near a security office but kept his hands under his body to avoid handcuffs. That's when police say an officer used a stun gun on Buie's back for about 5 seconds.


Marquis Daniels’ stepfather caused a little disturbance at the Celtics game the other night. Probably had a few too many beers. So what? At least Daniels’ stepfather wasn’t sleeping with Kevin Garnett’s wife or something like that, because that would pretty much be the equivalent of what’s going on in Cleveland with Delonte West and LeBron’s mom, right? And we all saw the good karma that was floating around the Cavaliers after that alleged incident. Yea, that karma presented itself in the form of a giant green leprechaun stomping on the collective manhood of the entire city of Cleveland. You think LeBron’s hanging around Cleveland with one of his teammates banging his mother? Ah, hell no.

In other news, who knew tasers would become such a fad at sporting events so quickly?

Daily Dip: Valentina Dessi

Introducing Valentina Dessi, a 22-year old model from Italy.. That's all I know about her and all I care about quite frankly. Oh and did you know she's a professional bikini killer? Yeah, I said it. Chick kills bikinis for a living. God, I fucking love the country of Italy.


















Wake Up With Rats!

(AP) LAS CRUCES, N.M. (AP) - City animal control officers have started removing hundreds of large, feral rats from inside a Las Cruces rental home. Animal shelter director Beth Vesco-Mock said the rats - some sickly and displaying evidence of fighting - are about the size of a four- to five-month-old kitten.

Animal control officers had taken two skinny dogs and about 170 rats to the shelter by mid-Thursday, and officers estimated there were at least that many rats still hiding in the home. Officers also found the fur and skeletal remains of two dogs that were presumed to have been eaten by the rats.

Authorities have charged a 55-year-old woman with three misdemeanors for excessive waste, improper care and maintenance of animals and dead animal removal. Each of the charges carry a maximum fine of $500 or 90 days in jail.

Um. What the fuck? So I wake up this morning and we still haven't posted a dip because I scheduled it for fucking 8:00 and not the actual time I was waking up. So to amuse myself before the dip posts I decided to surf the web and this is what I fucking come across?Over 300 living rats, 2 living dogs, 2 dead dogs all trapped in one fucking house? Well, fuck! Sure looks like my day is going right to shit. Not exactly the way you want to start your day.

PS- Well, at least at 8:00 AM it will take a turn for the better (because that's when the dip gets posted.)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

"Unthinkable Remix"- Alicia Keys ft. Drake

"Unthinkable Remix"- Alicia Keys ft. Drake: Download


"Love Me" Hollyweerd ft. Rapper Big Pooh

"Love Me" Hollyweerd ft. Rapper Big Pooh: Download
This is the first time I've caught ear of Hollyweerd, and damn I was impressed. Here's a short bio on Hollweerd straight from their official site, Hotlanta stand up!!!!
"In a search to bring back the essence of true Atlanta musicianship, Dreamer, The Love Crusader, Tuki and Stago Lee, collectively known as Hollyweerd lead you into a land where rejects and weirdos reign supreme. Joining the new hip-hop movement of internet phenomenons, Hollyweerd has garnered much attention from their ability to create innovative tunes for their eclectic fans online. Brought together by what some might consider divine intervention, these four individuals have a niche for creative lyrics and music that defies the norms of hip-hop. Through songs such as “Weerdo” and “Go hard or Go Home”, Hollyweerd grants listeners a sample of the limitless state of mind they adhere to when it comes to not only the music scene, but life as well."

"Heavenly Father"- Young Chris ft. Lil Wayne

"Heavenly Father"- Young Chris ft. Lil Wayne: Download
Coming off of Young Chris' newest mixtape, "The Network 2", Chris teams up with Wayne to drop a few verses. Download the full tape HERE
  1. Intro
  2. Here I Come
  3. Never Left
  4. The Moon And Stars
  5. Wade In The Water
  6. Heavenly Father f. Lil Wayne (prod. Street Runner)
  7. Think About It
  8. Out Of Here
  9. Still The Hottest f. J Cole
  10. After Dark
  11. Lay In My Bed f. Bobby Valentino (prod. Dame Grease)
  12. What Should I Do f. Latif (prod. Chad West)
  13. I’m Sorry f. Memphis Bleek (prod. Chad West)
  14. The Edge f. TuPhace (prod. Ritz)
  15. No Disrespect (prod. Sean C & LV)
  16. Miss My Niggas (prod. Sha Money XL)