On a Scale of 1 to Cool Dick Tree...

"A tree in Tempe, A.Z. that Adam Starr needed to be cut down is now the talk of the neighborhood. He says he asked some friends to help him out, but a mix of alcohol and chainsaws created what some consider an explicit carving. Video courtesy of KPHO."

Dude wakes up and sees a dick tree in his yard huh.  Talk about morning wood.  I respect the effort and creativity of this dudes friends because it's not everyday you pass a dick tree on your morning commute.  Ya we've seen dick snowmen plenty of times, but I've never seen a true life dick tree.  Listen to the broad at the  :57 mark, god she makes my day.  Anyways, rate this quality of this prank on a scale of 1 to the coolest dick tree you've ever seen.