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Showing posts with label A-Rod. Show all posts
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Monday, May 10, 2010

Dallas Braden Throws Perfect Game, Sticks it to A-Rod


Oakland A’s pitcher Dallas Braden tossed the 19th perfect game in Major League history yesterday against the Tampa Bay Rays. He completely shut down the best team in the majors this season on his way to baseball immortality.

Braden made news a few weeks ago when he threw a hissy fit after Alex Rodriguez ran across the mound while returning to first base after a foul ball. Braden claimed A-Rod broke some unwritten baseball code by crossing his turf on the mound. Who knows if that rule really exists, but since it’s A-Rod on the other end, I’m 100% behind Braden.

A-Rod’s initial response to Braden’s rant was to laugh it off and basically say, “Who’s he? What’s he ever done?” And when asked about the incident a week later, A-Rod replied “I don’t want to extend his 15 minutes of fame.”

Well A-Rod, his 15 minutes just got extended into baseball eternity. After the game, Braden’s grandmother, who was in attendance for Mother’s Day (she took care of him after his mother passed away while he was in high school), was asked to comment on her grandson’s achievement. Her response: “Stick it, A-Rod.”

Amen, Grandma. Amen

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Who Was Sitting In Front Of My At The LA Dodgers Game...?

...Yes, that's a Yankees hat...
Check after the break for the answer...
If you guessed Alex "I Heart D in my A" Rodriguez, well you're wrong.  Ya fucking crazy right?  I couldn't take my eyes off this guy (in the most heterosexual way possible).  I kept asking my buddy, is that A-Rod?  Does A-Rod have a twin?  Besides, who wears a Yankees hat to a Dodgers/D-Backs game?  A douche bag is who!  He even had the gay A-Rod lips!  

Moral of the story, to the extent of my knowledge it was just some random bro-chief mindin' his own bizzy.  I know this because A-rod's brother looks nothing like him.  And this guy has to know he looks like the juicer's replica right?  Why else would someone wear a NYY hat and Arod-type sunglasses to this game?