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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Nice Cleavage=Free $6,000 Rock!


WHEB.com has partnered with Naser Diamonds, NH's leading Diamond retailer, for a promotional competition coined, "Carats for Cleavage".
"Attention Ladies!! Show us your cleavage for a chance to win a 1 Carat round certified diamond with a retail price of over $6000, courtesy of Naser Diamonds! Perfect for an Engagement ring but can be set in any type of ring or necklace. 
All you have to do is take a picture of your cleavage... you don't even have to show your face... and upload it to our website. 
We will be taking entries until Friday, February 5th at 10am. Voting will take place for all entries during the submission process through Monday February 8th at 10am. The Top 5 will be determined by a combination of The Buzz and listener votes. At 7am on Tuesday, February 9th, the Top 5 will be posted for another round of votes. Voting on the Top 5 will end on Thursday, February 11th at 11:59pm. The winner will be announced during the show on Friday, February 12th. "

So here's your chance for all you pretty ladies with nice knockers to get rewarded for your hard work/gift from God.  Ya ya ya, you don't want your tits all over the internet, blah blah blah tell me you wouldn't dump em' out for a $6,000 1 Carot diamond!  For anyone who is nervous/skeptical I would like to personally volunteer my photography skills to assist you in your rise to glory. I expect someone I know to win because hell, If I had tits, I'd submit the shit out of them even if they were lopsided and saggy.  It's not like you're bare skinned, so grow a pair(hah) and get submitting.  Thank me later ladies and the winner might be fortunate enough to be a Daily Dip!  

Sincerely,
Senor Fresh

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