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Friday, February 5, 2010

Are these the gayest Shoes you've ever seen?

Kobe Does It Again...
"Nicknamed the “Black Mamba“, Kobe Bryant’s favorite movie and lethal nickname provided the inspiration behind the Big Nike High and Auto Flight High below. In addition to being an incredibly dangerous snake, “Black Mamba” was also the nickname for of the most deadly member of the “Deadly Viper Assassination Squad”, played by Uma Thurman.
The Big Nike High’s colorway is quite obvious with the upper also receiving a splattering of blood – most likely from the blade of a Hattori Hanzo sword! The Auto Flight High comes with a mixed nubuck/leather upper and a classy vulcanized bottom.
The in-soles also feature Black Mamba’s infamous “Death List”, with a little Kobe-twist to it. Last year’s NBA championship defeat was over the Boston Celtics – leaving Ray Allen and Paul Pierce to be the first 2 names crossed off Kobe’s list. Will #’s 3, 4, and 5 be next?"
Well Kobe you did it again. When you're not raping chicks you're endorsing gay hollywood shoes.  I mean do you really call yourself the "Black Mamba"?  If so, I'm out of the loop cause I've never heard Gasol yell out, "Hey Black Mamba, pass this huge spanish dork the rock!"  On top of the fact these shoes suck more dick than Perez Hilton, you put a "Kill List" on the bottom sole! Really?  Realllllllly Kobe? #1 on the list, Ray Allen, and #2, Paul Pierce! I'm not 100% sure, but last time I checked the Lakers beat the Magic last year in the Finals (with the C's losing in the semis).  I completely understand the logic behind it though because the Lakers beat the Celtics in the 2008 NBA Finals.  Jimminy crickets what am I saying!  My fault I forgot.  The Celtics ran freight on Kobe and the rest of the Lakers  assholes beating them in smooth six.  
Moral of the story, get your facts straight Kobe and stick to raping chicks.  You've uncovered you're god given talent, and we can tell it ain't no shoe designin'!


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