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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"Hip Hop"- McCleezy

Hot new track from McCleezy fresh out the studio. Get at him @ Delegate Entertainment visit our featured McCleezy Fan Page.

Man Breaks into Prison to Bang Girlfriend


A horny German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself, The Sun reported Monday.

Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover's "grunts and groans" kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated."

"It was like a bad porno movie," one inmate said.

Eberhardt climbed up a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to get in the jail in the city of Bielefeld, northern Germany.

Prosecutors said he will go on trial for trespassing next month.



This guy’s got it all wrong. First of all, who breaks into prison? This sounds like a worse idea than leaving your name on a voicemail in which you implicate yourself cheating on your wife. I mean, clearly, Eberhardt’s got some skills. He broke into a jail undetected, and if he could’ve kept the love-making down, he would’ve gotten away with it. He should be breaking into banks or casinos, Ocean’s 11-style. Worst case scenario, he gets caught then breaks out of jail like a normal criminal.

Second of all, come on man, your lady’s locked up. You’re supposed to take this opportunity to test the waters, find some other talent, broaden your sexual horizons so to speak. There’s no reason to go out of your way or risk your own ass to sleep with your girl. Unless of course, she’s a Perfect 10 model, or a Fresh2Death Daily Dip. Then you’re excused. However, in stories like this one, the girl usually turns out to look like Joba Chamberlain’s mom.

Trash Talking Squash Player

(FOX 25, myfoxboston.com) - The Trinity College squash team continued to dominate its sport by defeating Yale to win trinity's 12th consecutive national championship. Senior Baset Chaudhry won the decisive match, 3-0, over Yale’s Kenneth Chan to clinch the championship. However, it was Chaudhry screaming in Chan's face at the conclusion of the match that caught everyone's attention. "Trash talk" is not that uncommon in sports but a little strange to see in the notoriously tame sport of squash.


Introducing the Kevin Garnett of collegiate squash. That poor little Asian kid got absolutely dominated.

Daily Dip: Bar Refaeli


Introducing Bar Refaeli, is a 24 year old Israeli model and occasional actress, most known for her modelling work and for her relationship with American actor Leo D. She was the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and has again appeared in the most recent 2010 issue.  Quite possibly could be the more gorgeous Jew on the face of this earth.  More pictures after the break...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

"You With Me"- McCleezy (Prod. by Don D Boy)

Hot track by my boy McCleezy that was featured on the Coast 2 Coast Mixtape Vol. 23 Hosted by Clinton Sparks. Check out his featured fan page here for download and more tracks.

"Rep My City"- DJ Khaled ft. Pitbull & Jarvis

Another leaked track from DJ Khaled Victory album due on March 2nd. Mr. 305 bringing another beat banger with Jarvis keepin' it tight on the hook!

Brian ScalaBRAAAAne Goes Guido Tomorrow Morning


Here's a little picture I doctored up to predict what Brian Scalabrine might look like after he sprays himself orange tomorrow morning (Wednesday) on 98.5 The Sports Hub.  As many of you probably know by now, Scal lost a bet to Turner and Rich on the Sports Hub Morning show.  As a result, the world will witness a spray tanned irishmen for the Celtics/Cavs game on Thursday evening.   Don't worry if you're not local, the game will be nationally televised on TNT.