Freshy fresh track from Boston's Boy, Sammy Adams, courtesy of FNT. Hopefully everyone made it through the weekend, only 5 more days til he drops "Boston's Boy EP" this FRIDAY!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
5769 hits, with 1 day to go
Quick note about Fresh2Death, we've had 5769 hits in 27 days. Our goal was 6,000 in a month and we are very close to accomplishing that goal.
Since God is a piece of shit and is trying to fuck us over by only having 28 days in February we may fall short of that goal.
So I'm asking all of you readers. Spread the word, help us reach our goal of 6k in a month.
Oh and for the record, FU GOD.
Since God is a piece of shit and is trying to fuck us over by only having 28 days in February we may fall short of that goal.
So I'm asking all of you readers. Spread the word, help us reach our goal of 6k in a month.
Oh and for the record, FU GOD.
Can USA do it again?
Can USA do it again? Can they beat Canada, in Canada for a second to earn a gold medal?
We will see tomorrow, but I'll tell you one thing:
Ryan Miller is an absolute beast. The best goalie in hockey hands down.
Better than Luongo and Brodeur combined.
And guess what wins games? championships? and yes, gold medals?
Goalies.
On a side note: That's why the Bruins haven't won in 40 odd something years and that's why USA is winning. We play bad goalies, championship teams don't. Same reason why Canada benched Brodeur, they want to win a gold medal so they'll play the better goalie.
PS- Yes, Boston play Rask not Thomas.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Lasers, not losers.
Get ready for Lupe's new track: Lasers not losers.
Guaranteed it's amazing.
This track is ridiculous, the philosophy, lyrics, and beat kills all.
Girl you want to scoop tonight
Every Friday I'm going to post a new girl. A girl you hope to scoop this weekend.
Tonight, it's her. She's smoking. I will include either: myspace link or facebook link.
If they get pissed, whatever.
By the way, her name is Rosalee and she's from Salt Lake City, Utah.
http://www.myspace.com/miss_honey_diip
PS- She has a kid, oh and she gets mad points for that.
Now that's a scoop.
Any suggestions? Send them to us: hometown_heroes60@yahoo.com
One requirement: better than Rosalee.
USA USA USA
Hey Canada, did you just see that? Yeah, we won 6-1. The one goal being with fucking Tim Thomas in net. He's the king of letting in goals, especially shitty ones. Trust me on that, I'm a Bruins fan.
For the record, I want you guys to win. I want to to see USA / CA that way we can kick the shit out of you.
Mike Babcock said that, "Hockey was Canada's sport, well the worlds, but Canada considers is theres." Well guess what Babcock I respect you as a coach and a hockey figure, but if you have the priveledge to face team USA in the finals you will lose. You don't stand a chance, because your Canadian.
Yes I went there. And the funny thing is Mike Millbury has been criticized for using Eurotrash as an adjective to describe European hockey, but you know how we should describe Canadian hockey?
Even softer.
.....and dirtier. Right Rick Nash?
Go USA.
"Gatorade: Is He in You?"
"A rep for Gatorade told CNBC, "I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship."
The rep added, "However, our partnership with the Tiger Woods Foundation will continue. We wish Tiger all the best."
Gatorade is the third company to give Tiger the boot in the wake of his sex scandal -- Woods was already dropped by Gillette and Accenture."Gatorade gives the ol' Tigre the boot. The thing about this that doesn't make sense is the fact that Gatorade waited 3 months to cut the ties with their largest celebrity endorser. They held strong through the beef of the scandal, but once Tiger comes clean to the public, they drop him? Doesn't add up. We all know Tiger is going to relapse in a few short months, and sweep the majors with a breeze. Sure he might be struggling keeping his D out of fresh P while on tour, but who really cares if he hits a few broads every here and there. Elin is Jonesing for Tigers 3 iron just as bad as Tiger is jonesing for Elin's cup, so I'm sure they'll find a way to make it work and Gatorade will be kicking their own ass for letting go of the World's greatest athlete. As the great lyricist Big Boi once said,
"Know what I'm talking about, jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on"
F U MO' NATURE F U
"CONCORD – Gov. John Lynch has declared a state emergency after high winds left more than one third of the state's residents and businesses without power.
In a conference call with reporters, Lynch said he also activated 50 members of the National Guard to assist communities respond to the damage.
State officials said about 330,000 residents and businesses are without power and people should expect to be without power for several days. The 330,000 power outages are second only to the December 2008 ice storm when 430,000 residents and businesses were without electricity.
Lynch and other state officials said 100 percent of many communities are without power and hundreds of state and local roads are closed due to downed trees or flooding."Well mother nature just got real REAL on us huh? She's got to have some tits to drop a Haiti on us like this right? I mean it started off worse enough...Nearly midway through the 4th quarter of the Celtics/Cavs game, SHAZAM, off goes the TV! At that point the Cavs had stormed back(haha get it, pun) and made a game out of the whole affair. Less than ten minutes later, I'm sitting in my driveway, crushing beers in my car, listening to the game on the radio, when I hear the Celtics are trailing by 11. For fucks sake miss! Mother Nature really dyked out on this one. There's not better explanation for the Celtics getting outscored 35-14 in the 4th and falling by 20, than the result of thousands of people being pulled away from their black TV screens. It's obvious the storm sucked the life out of the crowd and shit it all over NH in the form of a hurricane. Looks like the only option I have now is to get blacked out in honor of the blackout. Cheers.
Drunk Asian Hater Welcomes Us Into The Weekend...
Just for the record, I had no part in the impressions/opinions of this video and hereby take no responsibility for this drunken individual. Hopefully I don't have a large Asian fan base that finds this to be discriminative, and if I do, submit some racist videos against this chick and you bet your ass they'll be bringing us into next weekend!
P.S. If you turn into a racist drunk, make sure you avoid China Town
Keep it real,
Señor Fresh
"You Girl"- Sam Adams(Wiz)
As promised, here's my daily dose of Sam Adams. Make sure you're spreading the word on this kid telling your bro's and ho's bout his EP dropping next Friday, March 5th, on iTunes.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Mini Fenway Set For Fort Myers, FL in 2012
BoSox Makin' Moves
"Red Sox players and fans should feel right at home in the new spring training facility in Fort Myers, Fla., which is expected to open in 2012.
Preliminary architectural renderings of the state-of-the-art complex were unveiled Thursday, and it’s clear the design team had Fenway Park in mind. Some defining characteristics of the team’s 98-year-old home in Boston are included in the Florida facility, including a “Green Monster” in left field that has seating atop the wall and manual green scoreboard below; the same irregular field dimensions, with Fenway-like nooks and crannies; and bullpens located beyond the outfield wall. In addition, a Yawkey Way type of street positioned south of the ballpark on the complex grounds will create a concourse similar to Yawkey Way, where street venders and entertainers cater to fans.
The state-of-the-art training complex on the site -- including a main ballpark, six practice fields, and adjoining facilities for both Major and Minor League operations -- will be used year-round. Grass parking lots will double as public soccer fields when games aren’t being played.
“This is an incredibly exciting step in bringing ‘Fenway Park South’ to Southwest Florida,” said Jonathan Gilula, Red Sox executive vice president/business affairs.
The facility, which is pegged to cost around $75 million, had been scaled down recently due to increased construction costs. The original plan had 1,000 more seats in the main ballpark, another practice field, more luxury suites, and larger clubhouses."Being a fan who has visited the Red Sox in Fort Myers for several years, this news is a Slam-Ma-Jamma! Fenways 100 year anniversary in 2012, count me in for Fort Myers!
Chat Roulette in a Nutshell
This video sums it up to a T. Watch it in full. No dicks being jacked I promise.
Baby Rajon Burnin' Cats Early...
New Sam Adams(Wiz)- "Comin' Up" Live in Boston
Wiz debuted this joint at Harpers Ferry in Boston a month or so back and has confirmed it will be on his EP, coming to iTunes next Friday MARCH 5th. I apologize for the rank quality, but it gives you a peek into what's yet to come from BostonsBoy. Make sure to sack up and buy this EP on iTunes next friday and support the kid and his work. Visit Sam Adams Wizzone for more info on The Kid.
Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) Bringing the Heat!
Tiger Woods Update
TMZ: Tiger Woods made the first move in a scheme to release those propaganda-ish jogging photos days before his public apology, this according to the people behind the camera.
According to Jonathan Klein, CEO of Getty Images, Tiger's people approached him with the idea to shoot the photos.
Klein told CNBC, "We were approached and Tiger happened to know the photographer (Sam Greenwood) and has known him for a long time."
Klein also claims Getty has made "very little" money from the photo -- because they struck a deal with Tiger's camp to make it widely available to other wire agencies once they took it.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gaqBCslx
Why is Tiger doing this? It's simple, to keep Elin by his side. As long as they're trying to work things out he's getting laid. GUARANTEED. He's Tiger fucking Woods.
Lord knows as soon as he gets back on the links the break up will ensue because regardless of how many hours he spends at the rehab when the next hot slut calls his name he's banging her just as hard as the drives he hits.
Daily Dip: Jana Kramer
Introducing Jana Kramer, a 26-year old actress who has bounced all over the big screen. I first caught sight of her fine honey smacks when she made her Entourage debut, as "the UCLA girl". Turtle's fat ass somehow had an array(two) of women to chose from back in season 5, one of which was Miss Kramer. Although his heart was caught up in Jamie (Lynn Sigler), this fine UCLA piece of pie was offering herself up on a silver platter. Turtle ends up dabbling, but remains with his true sweetie, Jamie. No disrespect to Jamie, but Jana is a diamond in the ruff. Second to Sloan of course and probably in my all time top 5 Entourage dips.
Jana has also starred on One Tree Hill, 90210, and Friday Night Lights, but who really cares about her career life when you can be completely content looking at her pictures...
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Brian ScalaSprayMe...Check
As promised, Scal follows through and is no longer the whitest irishmen in the NBA. Pictures courtesy of 98.5, The Sports Hub, "Get that man a tan"! Make sure to tune in to TNT Thursday evening for the Celtics/Cavaliers game to see the bronzed bimbo live.
Bar Rafaeli's Cooch : Mike "The Situation's" Neck
Coincidentally, Bar Rafaeli was todays Daily Dip and what do you know, "The Situation" does what he does best and pulls a robbery on Fresh2DeathDaily! Life just ain't fair is it. To make it even worse, he feels the need to take his pants off along with his Ed Hardy Tee? C'mon Mike, we all know you got a grotesque 12 pack, but keep your baby carrot dick behind the demin.
SAM ADAMS EP "BOSTONS BOY" DROPPING MARCH 5TH!!!
"listen to my story its short yet it’s alarming
I went from no shows to hoes calling my charming"
MARCH 5TH:
GET READY WORLD, 9 DAYS TIL THE EP DROPS!
WEEZY HITS THE PEN...
WIZZY HITS THE CHARTS
GET ON YOUR HIGH HORSE BITCHES THIS SHITS GONNA BUMP!!!!
"Hip Hop"- McCleezy
Hot new track from McCleezy fresh out the studio. Get at him @ Delegate Entertainment visit our featured McCleezy Fan Page.
Man Breaks into Prison to Bang Girlfriend
A horny German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself, The Sun reported Monday.
Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover's "grunts and groans" kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated."
"It was like a bad porno movie," one inmate said.
Eberhardt climbed up a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to get in the jail in the city of Bielefeld, northern Germany.
Prosecutors said he will go on trial for trespassing next month.
This guy’s got it all wrong. First of all, who breaks into prison? This sounds like a worse idea than leaving your name on a voicemail in which you implicate yourself cheating on your wife. I mean, clearly, Eberhardt’s got some skills. He broke into a jail undetected, and if he could’ve kept the love-making down, he would’ve gotten away with it. He should be breaking into banks or casinos, Ocean’s 11-style. Worst case scenario, he gets caught then breaks out of jail like a normal criminal.
Second of all, come on man, your lady’s locked up. You’re supposed to take this opportunity to test the waters, find some other talent, broaden your sexual horizons so to speak. There’s no reason to go out of your way or risk your own ass to sleep with your girl. Unless of course, she’s a Perfect 10 model, or a Fresh2Death Daily Dip. Then you’re excused. However, in stories like this one, the girl usually turns out to look like Joba Chamberlain’s mom.
Trash Talking Squash Player
(FOX 25, myfoxboston.com) - The Trinity College squash team continued to dominate its sport by defeating Yale to win trinity's 12th consecutive national championship. Senior Baset Chaudhry won the decisive match, 3-0, over Yale’s Kenneth Chan to clinch the championship. However, it was Chaudhry screaming in Chan's face at the conclusion of the match that caught everyone's attention. "Trash talk" is not that uncommon in sports but a little strange to see in the notoriously tame sport of squash.
Introducing the Kevin Garnett of collegiate squash. That poor little Asian kid got absolutely dominated.
Daily Dip: Bar Refaeli
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
"You With Me"- McCleezy (Prod. by Don D Boy)
Hot track by my boy McCleezy that was featured on the Coast 2 Coast Mixtape Vol. 23 Hosted by Clinton Sparks. Check out his featured fan page here for download and more tracks.
"Rep My City"- DJ Khaled ft. Pitbull & Jarvis
Another leaked track from DJ Khaled Victory album due on March 2nd. Mr. 305 bringing another beat banger with Jarvis keepin' it tight on the hook!
Brian ScalaBRAAAAne Goes Guido Tomorrow Morning
Here's a little picture I doctored up to predict what Brian Scalabrine might look like after he sprays himself orange tomorrow morning (Wednesday) on 98.5 The Sports Hub. As many of you probably know by now, Scal lost a bet to Turner and Rich on the Sports Hub Morning show. As a result, the world will witness a spray tanned irishmen for the Celtics/Cavs game on Thursday evening. Don't worry if you're not local, the game will be nationally televised on TNT.
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