Bleep bleep ba bleep bleep bleep...other than half their verses that they bleeped, sick performance.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
"Drop The World"- Live At Grammy's
Bleep bleep ba bleep bleep bleep...other than half their verses that they bleeped, sick performance.
Daily Dip: Amber Heard
Alright, WTF "DaBigDirty", I honestly just checked you're blog and you have the same fuckin chick! I already wrote this entry and had it scheduled for tomorrow, so f it i'm leaving it cause mine's better anyways- huff a fatty)
Introducing Amber Heard, a 23 year old actress from the Lone Star State. Amber is no longer a-lone-star, as she's been stealing the show in recent flicks(Zombieland, Never Back Down, Pineapple Express, Alpha Dog). Chick's only 23 and she's already getting topless in movies! I dig the style Amber and i'll pre-order my subscription for Playboy cause we damn well know you're intentions of moving up the red light ladder...
Use Caution in the Cubicle(UCIC): Amber Heard gets nakey in 2008 movie "Informers".
P.S. Brunette or Blonde?
Drizzy, Weezy, and Shady Perform "Forever" at 2010 Grammy's
King Mathers!!!!!!
Dirty performance by hip-hop's finest and Eminem once again proved he is still the MVP of the Rap Game!
I Wish I Could Rap...
Wizzy rooftop with some dips...don't really care but I want the song playing in the video.
Is This Dude Serious?
"Rusty: Well, four slot machines and I won four cars. You know, I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car."Even giving this douche the benefit of the doubt, I still wonder if this homosexual act pulls in the pink? And if I ever won a pink car in Vegas I'd probably pawn it off to a fine ass call girl in exchange for lifetime ZJ's in a penthouse suite at the Wynn.
What's the verdict freshies? On a scale of 1 to this dude should be castrated, should this dude be castrated?
Someone get me a damn JACK CHOP!!!!
Here's a spoof made to the hit infomercial "Slap Chop" by some local Masshole. A targeted pitch to anyone with pumpkin carving problems. Not sure how people outside of Boston take this, but for every Bostonian, this is a must watch... especially for those who want to be "the baddest dude in REVERE".
Saturday, January 30, 2010
"Better Than You"- Sam Adams(Wiz)
Another fresh track from Sam Adams...just like Angelina from the Jersey Shore, Wiz "does great things".
*NEW* "Brand New"- Sam Adams(Wiz)
Latest joint from Sam Adams and it's one of his best. Kids blowing up quick with 7 more tracks being released via itunes within the next few weeks and his debut album with a scheduled July 4th release!
Friday, January 29, 2010
'Up Out My Face' Music Video- Mariah Carey ft. Nicki Minaj
This video is absolutely ridiculous. For a second I thought it was going to climax with them dry humping the shit out of each other, but instead they just cheers a glass of bubbly wearing one of their many skanky mcskank halloween costumes.
*New* Sam Adams(Wiz)- "You Girl"
Here's a fairly new joint by Sam Adams(Wiz)...don't believe it's one of the new one's we've been hearing about, but new to my ears so i'll share it with ya'll.
Brian Scalaguido Agrees to Spray Tan
"NBA All-Star Weekend is two weeks away but the hearts and minds of Boston Celtics fans will not be in Dallas but rather on a major event happen the week after.
Afte All-Star weekend Celtics forward Brian Scalabrine will be making good on a bet by getting a spray tan.
The tan came about as part of Scalabrine’s weekly Wednesday appearance on the “Toucher and Rich” morning show on 98.5 The Sports Hub. They wagered that if they could get Scalabrine 250,000 votes then he would agree to get a spray-on tan.
With the bet agreed upon, Toucher and Rich launched the “get that man a tan” campaign. There were issues in the voting process as it was discovered that the write in votes may not be getting counted. The show investigated but was never pleased with the outcome.
Last Thursday, January 21 when the All-Star votes were announced, The “King of Sports” personally wrote a letter to the “Toucher and Rich Show” apologizing for the issues with voting and announced that the grand total was 250,008 votes.
Upon hearing the results, Scalabrine agreed to officially get his tan. After looking at the upcoming schedule, they agreed that he would be getting procedure on February 24, the day before a nationally televised Celtics/Cavilers game on TNT.
When he asked how dark the tan had to be third chair Crash Clark joked, “we’re talking Robert Downey in ‘Tropic Thunder.”
“Yea. I guess if I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna do it once, do it right, do it big.”So here we have it guid's and guidettes, Boston's own Brian Scalabrine will be intimidating the shit out of the Cavaliers players and fans with a custom spray tan on February 24th. Scal is already ranked among the NBA's elite of ghostly intimidating figures, and with this slight pigment alteration, he clearly steals the #1 spot of most intimidatingly un-intimidating whiteys. If you think about it, the NBA is lacking italian americans or "Guidos" per say, so this could result in an addition of an entirely new target audience, including the whole cast of the Jersey Shore. Like always, Scal doing the "intangibles" to keep the fans happy. Exactly why he get's paid the big bucks ($3.5 milli).
Daily Dip: Leighton Meester
Introducing Leighton Meester, our 23 year old Actress, Singer/Songwriter, & Fashion Model who, apparently if you're a chick, is best known for her role in Gossip Girl. Meester played 'Justine Chapin' in several episodes of Entourage, one of Vince's many dick ticklers, even while she was traveling the country on her "Virgin Tour". Let me tell you first hand this chick is hard to find dirt on. Her title of 'Fashion Model' puts a clear emphasis on the Fashion part, cause she apparently resists the temptation of dumping them out upon request. Dig through the google vault if you so please, if not enjoy the "work healthy" pics above.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
"I Made It"- Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne, Jay Sean, & Birdman
Songs a few weeks removed from the freshest biz I know, but it deserves to be posted now because it is the hottest Cash Money Heroes songs of the decade+some.
"See I don't live for glamour, I don't care for game, I'm in it for the love of the game"-Jay SeanDownload Link (you're iTunes will have withdrawals if you don't feed it this meatball)
I Made It
"Gangsta's Glory"- Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Old school feel to the hook with a dub of Eazy-E. Bone boys keepin' it fresh2death like always.
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"Tik Tok Remix"- Ke$ha ft. Lil Wayne & LMFAO
Dammmmmn this shit is on fire! No homo--> I didn't think the original could get any better, but any time you add Weezy on the track, you're bound to have a fist pumping gem.
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"More"- Usher (ba ba blaaaazin RnB)
Usher droppin' it like it's hotter than the Magics in this 4th quarter of basketball I am currently witnessing...C'MON CELTICS!!..that was my attempt at a segway into the fact that this is the NBA on TNT's anthem.
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"Comin' Up"- Sam Adams(Wiz) Live at Harpers Ferry
Diiiiiit!!! This is one of Wiz's newest joints expected to be released sometime in the near future. Hard to hear, but I can already tell the hook is catchy as hell!
"Solo"- Iyaz
"Solo's the new melody in my heaaaad, that i cant keep out, got me singin' like naaaa naaaa naaaa naaaaa eveerrryyyyydayyyy, this songs already stuck on replayyyyy!"
Here ya are, Iyaz leaking out another catchy as phuck song as he emerges as a radio killer with his second club banger right here. Akon+Sean Kingston=Iyaz
Download Link:
Solo- Iyaz
Daily Dip: Irina Voronina
Introducing Irina Voronina...talk about a tongue twister...in more ways than one. Irina is a Russian mail order playboy playmate who is not actually available via mail, unless you are a playboy subscriber. Recognized also as a St. Pauli beer girl in 2008, where she strutted her stuff while hosting some fine German ales. At 32, she's still lookin' damn near fine; enough that i'd toss her a bone monday-friday.
Here are her specs for all you Daily Dip Connoisseurs:
| Measurements | Bust: 35C Waist: 24.5 Hips: 36 |
|---|---|
| Height | 5 ft 9.5 in (1.77 m) |
| Weight | 120 lb (54 kg; 8.6 st) |
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Kid Nails 1/2 Court Shot Blindfolded
After watching this video a few times I debated whether or not this was staged and this chump could see through the blindfold yada yada yada. The real concern here is the size of this apparent high schooler. He resembles something similar to a Na'vi tribe member. Hey Joel, I'm calling you're bluff so sack up you're green card you white Danny Almonte!
"Put Your Hands Up"- Young Jeezy ft. Plies & Rick Ross(Prod. By DJ Khaled)
Slam-ma-Jamma!!!
DJ Khaled doing what he does producing another gem on the reg.
Download Link:
Put Your Hands Up- Young Jeezy ft. Plies & Rick Ross
"14-30 n' Gettin Worse...Arenas & Crittenton Suspended for Season"
As if the Wiz weren't already lubed and tubed enough for the season, Arenas & Crittenton suspended by David Stern for remainder of season.
"The Washington Post first reported the length of the Arenas suspension, and a source with knowledge of the meeting told ESPN.com that Arenas told Stern that he expected and deserved to be suspended for the rest of the season. It was unclear whether Crittenton also would decline to file an appeal.
"The NBA has conducted a thorough investigation of events relating to this matter," Stern said. "It is not disputed that, following an argument on the team's flight home from a game in Phoenix, both Mr. Arenas and Mr. Crittenton brought guns to the Verizon Center locker room and -- with other players and team personnel present or nearby -- displayed them to one another in a continuation of their dispute. The players engaged in this conduct despite a specific rule set forth in the collective bargaining agreement between the NBA and the Players Association prohibiting players from possessing a weapon at an NBA facility, and reminders of this prohibition given annually by the NBA to players both in writing and in person."
I didn't think Soulja Boy could get worse...until now
This has to be the worst rap song in the history of worst rap songs right? The worst part about this worst song is, I can almost guarantee the radio will be playing it within the next month. 3 year old's will be sitting at the high chair burping up Cheerios and screaming "Pretty boy swaggg, pretty boy swaggg." How is this dude not flipping burgers at BurgerWow. Jesus, I wish I superman'd a hoe and got offered a deal.
I'm not even going to give you a download link!!!!
Does this kid really think he's taking down El Pres & The Stool?
(1 star says he's got a better chance getting his balls licked my Meghan Fox or 5 stars if you side with this kid---no self voting)
"40/40"- Joe Budden ft. Royce Da 5'9"
Gladly I didn't breeze past this Slaughterhouse joint, because much respect is due to Royce Da and Budden here. Royce Da has a line about Boston, Rajon Rondo, & the Jersey Shore while Budden keeps it fresh with one-liners directed to Haiti, Book of Eli, Hells Kitchen, Darrelle Revis. Good to see they haven't lost it since their early days with Eminem.
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iNtroducing Apple's Newest iNnovation...'iPad'
iMight iNvest iN Apple...
January 27, 2010
Apple today introduced iPad, a revolutionary device for browsing the web, reading and sending email, enjoying photos, watching videos, playing games, reading e-books, and much more. Its high-resolution Multi-Touch display lets you interact with content — including 12 innovative new apps designed especially for iPad and almost all of the 140,000 apps available on the App Store. At just 0.5 inches thick and 1.5 pounds, iPad is thinner and lighter than any laptop or notebook. iPad will be available in March starting at the breakthrough price of just $499."
i'M Sold.
"Put Em Up"- DMX
Download Link:
Put Em Up- DMX
"E Street Flow"- Fat Trel ft. Wale
Another twitter masterpiece!
Download Link:
E Street Flow- Wale
"O Let's Do It Freestyle" -Wale
Dude just keeps bangin' out freestyles...wonder if it's because last week I tweeted at him saying I'd donate to Haiti every freestyle he tweeted. If so I better sack up a few George's for the cause!
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"CJ Genesis Freestyle"- Wale
Fresh off U-Stream, @Wale tweeted this freestyle after he promised his followers a beat yesterday on his U-Stream Channel. Wale seems to be the king of social networking these days, whether it be hollering shout-outs to his tweeters while freestyling, or dedicating a freestyle to his U-Stream followers.
"Twitter broke, I'm out" -Wale
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Daily Dip: Gia Allemand
Introducing Gia from the Bachelor. Gia, a model, is one of the remaining 8 or so broads fighting for Jake's cack n bolles. I probably could have picked 90% of the chicks on this show, but for some reason Gia stuck out to me. Yes she may be from the evil empire, but baby's got back.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Happy National Australia Day
Thank God for National Australia Day, this is just what I needed to get me through the week.
As a tribute to Australia and the HBO hit series, "Summer Heights High", give a friend a
"DICKtation" on their car, forehead, FB wall, whatever! Australia knows how to live it up, so get down and dirty and toss a few back for our friends in down undah!
CHEERS!!!!!
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"Drop the World"- Lil Wayne ft. Eminem
you listen because I can make the call on a classic when I hear it. CLASSIC.
Download Here
Monta Ellis for Jesus trade?
Sources have reported that there have been rumored discussions by the Brolden State Warriors that would potentially send Monta Ellis in a package to Boston, for Ray Allen and likely a supporting cast of extras. By no means is this deal in the works, but it has surfaced and should be kept on radar as the trade deadline approaches.
"While the Celtics have maintained repeatedly that they have no intentions of moving any of their core guys between now and the Feb. 18 trading deadline -- and I believe 'em on this one -- multiple league sources confirmed today that the Golden State Warriors are giving some thought to putting together a trade package that would involve Monta Ellis going to Boston in exchange for Allen.
The Warriors see rookie Stephen Curry as the face of the franchise moving forward. One league source said the Warriors believe that Curry won't develop at the rate they would like as long as Ellis is around.
For such a deal to work, the Warriors would have to include at least one additional salary. The most likely player to be included would be Vladamir Radmonovic, who has a player option after this season but isn't expected to exercise it.
But it doesn't appear that this is a deal he has given any serious thought to considering.
Ainge has said repeatedly that he wants to see how the Celtics, as they are currently constructed, play together when relatively healthy.
Boston has yet to play a game this season with an entirely healthy roster.
That means any deal involving the C's likely won't happen until shortly before the deadline, which is about the time that Marquis Daniels (left thumb) is expected back."
Davies Return for World Cup Feasible?
""The World Cup is easy for me to be back for," said Davies. "I want to get back to France, and I don't want to just get back -- I want to be good."October 13, 2009 Davies was facing life-threatening injuries, including a broken leg, punctured blatter and several other minor injuries. Three months later he is jogging with lateral movements planning his comeback for the 2010 World Cup. This would clearly be a huge accomplishment for Davies, and a great addition back to the injury plagued US Team.
"Charlie is pretty much light years ahead of where anybody would tell you he should be," said Jim Hashimoto, the former U.S. national team trainer who is overseeing Davies rehabilitation. "When everybody heard about the accident, including myself, it was like, 'OK, this is going to be a long one' -- and it's still going to be a long one, but to see his progress is pretty amazing."Regardless of what happens, keep prayin' for the hometown boy and we'll hope to see him back in boots in no time.
Are these the ugliest ballboy/ballgirl outfits you've ever seen?
I couldn't help but comment on these uniquely embarrassing, grotesquely ugly, hot pink messes these poor children are forced to wear. Scratch that, I shouldn't say poor children. These kids are making a heaping $42/match to fetch balls for some of the worlds best athletes. I mean landing a job in todays economy is hard enough, but a 14 year old landing a $42/match gig is just unheard of. Thankfully, there are a competitive set of tryouts that sieve out any under-qualified ball scoopers. Guess the reasoning for behind these "ugliforms" is to keep these rookie workers ego on an even keel. Amen to the Aussie!!!
Vote 1 Star for this is the ugliest ball kid uniform ever created, or 5 for Aussie knows how to keep it fresh
Muhammed Ali In the Aussie Open?
Now I can't tell if Tsonga is blatently stupid, or playing the Bill Bellichick card here in this"TENTH seed Jo-Wilfried Tsonga has survived the first five-set match of his career to reach the quarter-finals of the Australian Open.Tsonga stumbled after winning the first two sets but eventually beat Spain's Nicolas Almagro 6-3, 6-4, 4-6, 6-7 (6-8), 9-7 in a little more than three and a half hours.The Frenchman had to save two break points late in the fifth set, but held on and finally broke the resolve of the Spanish 26th seed.Tsonga will play 2008 champion Novak Djokovic in the quarter-finals."
interview. Whatever it is, I can tell you it's plain genius. Regardless of his IQ, he has me sold
and i'm definitely aboard his Aussie Open bandwagon. Viva Le Frenchman!!!!
"Anyone But Him"- Mr. Hudson ft. Kanye West (He's Heating Up)
This track which leaked a ways back, comes off Mr. Hudson's "Straight No Chaser" album which was released in the 4th quarter of '09, but has gone under the radar since then. Mr. Hudson has collaborated well with several Hip-Hop artists, such as Jay-Z on "Young Forever" off BP3. Give this one a shot, it's a solid mix.
"Against the World Remix"- J Rome ft. Wale (Heating Up)
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Against the Wall Remix
"Top of the World"- J. Cole ft. A.L. (Heating Up)
A.L. sets up J. Cole for this Monster Jam as Cole keeps pumpin' out hits and make's his way to the spectrum of the public eye. Bromance for this dude!
Daily Dip: Katrina Bowden
You're Daily Dip features "30 Rock's" own honey, Katrina Bowden. I just recently started watching this show and I was surprisingly impressed. Well balanced cast; got you're hottie (Katrina Bowden), you're crazy black dude (Tracy Morgan), you're "Ari Gold" of network TV (Alec Baldwin), a whitty, flavorful, funny Lead Writer (Tina Fey), and an airhead of a "genius" employee (Jack McBrayer). Anyone who watches this show has recognized the sex appeal of Katrina aka Cerie, despite her blond tendencies. But let's be serious, all shows have to have a Cerie to keep the male audience on an even keel. Take a taste of todays Fun Dip and keep an eye out for this sugar mama.
"Best in the World"- Bun B (Produced by Statik Selektah)
Beat is bonkers. Bun B is growing on me and Statik Selektah has been doing his thing on the beat machine, definitely someone you want to keep an eye on.
Mafia Music 2- Rick Ross ft. Chrisette Michele
Ricky Ross tha Boss is back with Chrisette Michele, releasing "Mafia Music 2" which was produced by The Olympiks. The single is said to be the first off Ross' next anticipated album, "Teflon Don", which was the rappers original "rap alias".
Download Link:
"Mafia Music 2"
Nas & Damian Marley: Back on the Beat
The first two singles from Nas and Damian Marley's collaboration album, scheduled for an April 20th (4-20) release date, have leaked in recent days. The album titled "Distant Relatives, believes this project will help lead to more humanitarian efforts across the world. Spreading the karma, peace and love idea that Damians father Bob Marley believed in so much," said Nas. The album is sure to be a success, looking back on the success of their first collaborated track, "Welcome to Jamrock" which dropped back in 2005.
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"Strong Will Continue"
"As We Enter"
Download Links:
"Strong Will Continue"
"As We Enter"
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Jersey Shore Crew Back For Season 2?
MTV has reached out the the Guidos/Guidettes of the JS with a proposed offer for a second season. Under contractual agreements, the cast is still locked down with MTV for another year, but apparently these so called stars often have the power to renegotiate. So while the country is split on whether these people are annoying D-Bags or just another group of ridiculously entertaining guids/guidettes, they have an opportunity to make approximately 100 G$ in a matter of 3 months. Get sloshed, fist pump, creep like its your job, eat pickles, blowouts, one punch KO's, droppin' g-nades/whales, gettin' punched in the face, and all the other great shit that comes along with the offer...well worth it right? These meat heads/headettes might not be so stupid after all...LC and the several other "stars" of the Hills are pulling in $100,000/episode, when clearly the real stars reside here in Seaside Heights. Bottom line is, another day of GTL is going to cost MTV a fat stack of cheese...GET SOME, FIST PUMP!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
"Show Me Something"- J. Cole
Fresh off J. Cole's new mixtape "Wigga From the Ville(edited)" this track has one of the best beats on the tape. Don't sleep on J. Cole he's the truth and he's going to blow in '10.
Download Full Mixtape
Download "Show Me Something"
Jersey Shore shit-talker is Racist? Wants a rematch?
"Resurrection"- Lupe Fiasco ft. Kenna (Tribute to People of Haiti)
Just today a second earthquake hit the capital city of Haiti, measuring 6.1 on the richter scale. The music industry has set up a site called MusicForRelief that will keep you current on the situation in Haiti, provides methods to donate to the relief fund, and also posts unreleased tracks from several well known artists, all available free for download with a suggested donation. $5 or $10 can go a long way in helping these families...
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